This is the Curious Tale of Gustav P. Hopodopolis, maitre d at Basil’s Emporium of Delights who follows the flocks of wild moustaches west for the winter…

What happens to Gustav next? You decide… Tell us here!

Gustav is available for fabulous ladies in leaf green and is made with 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. His distinguished features have been heat transfered in shades of white and navy with a flurry of pink flock moustaches. They don’t like to be ironed on directly and love being washed at 30 degrees.

If you’re not sure which size to get, check out our guide here.

And don’t worry about the postage, we’ll send him to you for free!